by bb.grl July 11, 2021
Get the Beat my meat mug.The end result of a 12 hour meth binge and jacking off. Basically it is a shivered up raw version of what was once a majestic penis.
GIRL - COME ON BABE, DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK ME
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
GUY - I CANT, I SMOKED TOO MUCH METH LAST NIGHT
GIRL - OKAY SO? HERE LET ME PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS......
GUY - NO BABE STOP
GIRL - OMG WHAT HAPPENED? YOUR COCK LOOKS LIKE BEAT TWEAK MEAT!!!!!
by On the gang August 24, 2019
Get the Beat Tweak Meat mug.When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone
Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.
by TheNonErect August 9, 2023
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1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.
2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
Get the beat the third horse mug.by @iamjordanemily November 25, 2018
Get the Meat Beat Material mug.to say going to kick your ass or to get raped. and also to say that you would like to have sex with a guy(if your gay)or girl.
Roberto: ima beat your cheeks!!!!
Gustavo: you're mega gay!!
Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!
christian:hi.
Stephani: hello.
christian: let me beat your cheeks.
Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!
Gustavo: you're mega gay!!
Roberto: Thats it!!! im really going to beat your cheeks!!!!!!!!
christian:hi.
Stephani: hello.
christian: let me beat your cheeks.
Stephanie: ...... Get a life!!!!!
by kamikaze-cloud-731 October 22, 2008
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