Skip to main content

Burger King Chicken Mitt

When you buy a BK chicken sandwich and take out the funky ass chicken and use it as a condom. Heavily based on what Morgan Spurlock made a mitt out of the spicy chicken sandwich from BK in Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken. Spicy chicken has more flavor if used for a blowjob but could potentially burn your cock. Use condiments like Ketchup and BBQ sauce if needed.
Bro. That was amazing, I put my dick in the Burger King Chicken Mitt and she never saw it coming, amazing protection for sex.
by AN0SEater March 19, 2020
mugGet the Burger King Chicken Mittmug.

Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger

A burger that comes with parsnips
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burgermug.

Ring Around the Collard Burger

A burger that comes with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Ring Around the Collard Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Ring Around the Collard Burgermug.

A Few Gouda Men Burger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men Burger. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
mugGet the A Few Gouda Men Burgermug.

Burger King Foot Fetish

A fetish where you are attracted to feet, but only feet that are in a plastic bin of lettuce.
by LittleRune April 10, 2020
mugGet the Burger King Foot Fetishmug.

Put Me in Poached Burger

A burger that comes with a poached egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Put Me in Poached Burgermug.

Jingle Bell Pepper Burger

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"
mugGet the Jingle Bell Pepper Burgermug.

Share this definition