August 18th

National eat your girlfriend out day!

Girlfriend: hey babe, todays august 18th. You know what that means..
Boyfriend: yep. Spread your legs in coming.

by cumwhire20 August 17, 2022

August 1st

The COOLEST people are born then they so swag and hot aswell

See that person there, they were born on August 1st, thats why they so swag

by Beryxoxo December 9, 2021

August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

...

little does he know.. its August 1..

by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

August 18

National love on and kiss Chloe day

On August 18 You kiss and love in your girl Chloe ❤️

by Cheeks84 August 16, 2024

August 23-30th

EVIL week.

The official week where everything is EVIL.
Add EVIL to your usernames and act EVIL the whole time. 😈

“hey dude when's EVIL week? i gyatta get prepared” “august 23-30th!!!!” “thanks!”

by twinkitron2000 August 23, 2024

August

Very sexy, all ladies want him, enormous penis, good with everybody, everybody wants to fuck him, hansome, many People are jealouse of him, a big tallent, very smart and lovely, August is a beautiful person

I wish i were August

by The pussy distroyer February 24, 2017

August 29th

The day when the best friendship of all time was formed.

J: “Hey! What’s August 29th again?”
H: “How do you keep forgetting? It’s our friendship anniversary, remember?”

J: “Oh yeah! Thanks!”

by ewholls August 25, 2022