Skip to main content

Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
by Anrei October 22, 2017
mugGet the Shut your asshole mug.

shy asshole syndrome

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
by Mad Malc March 6, 2014
mugGet the shy asshole syndrome mug.

sink hole asshole

An asshole that has been fucked. As such, it displays a sunken quality much like that of a sink hole you might find in your backyard.
"What's a good place to get lost in Maine?"

"The photographer's sink hole asshole"
by Mr. Shwizzle October 20, 2009
mugGet the sink hole asshole mug.

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do
Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole
by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017
mugGet the Tits are in my asshole mug.

flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
mugGet the flapping the paper asshole mug.

Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 11, 2018
mugGet the Picket Fence Asshole mug.

subject matter asshole

1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.
That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole
by BostonGhost July 30, 2017
mugGet the subject matter asshole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email