Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
by Anrei October 22, 2017
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shy asshole syndrome

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
by Mad Malc February 26, 2014
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A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.
Wes! You are a real live asshole.
by K. Bradford July 05, 2018
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AA - Asshole Anonymous

Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.

Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.
by Telyn2Win March 04, 2022
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flapping the paper asshole

A phrase used to describe the act of publicly announcing personal and/or private information in an inappropriate setting.
A friend of mine had anal with a fat chick, and then by way of flapping the paper asshole let everyone know about it at the bowling alley. He received a lot of awkward stares.....
by the Poopsmith January 31, 2014
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sink hole asshole

An asshole that has been fucked. As such, it displays a sunken quality much like that of a sink hole you might find in your backyard.
"What's a good place to get lost in Maine?"

"The photographer's sink hole asshole"
by Mr. Shwizzle October 21, 2009
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Picket Fence Asshole

A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.

For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.

This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.

2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...

3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 01, 2018
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