asian pizza

A pizza mostly featuring dead animals and being disgusting. Also a video made by Filthy Frank, as one of the "Cooking Raps" videos.

Person 1: I made some Asian pizza yesterday to piss PETA off.

Person 2: Wow, that's fucking disgusting and filthy.

by JustWantedFood August 6, 2017

Asianated

The state of being completely enraptured or obsessed with Asians, possibly to the exclusion of all others.

Well, I introduced him to my friend who happens to be a blonde, but he was way more interested in her Japanese friend, and then I heard from his best friend that he's been completely Asianated since high school and won't even date anyone non-Asian.

by Wendy S. August 12, 2017

Asian bath

An Asian bath means an excruciatingly and sexually long bath in the shower.

Why is he taking so long in the bathroom?
He's having an Asian bath in there.

by hidden38 August 26, 2017

Asian glue cum bucket

The act of glueing your partners eyes in a squinted position then when the glue has dryed and she/he can’t see anymore you open her/his mouth and fill her/his mouth full of cum.

Prs 1 - yeah it was awesome
Prs 2 - did you do any cool positions

Prs 1 - we did the Asian glue cum bucket

by Shmlif October 18, 2018

Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.

John asian handicapped Vanessa last night.

by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018

asian elliot

when you stick 3 mason jars of rice up your girlfriends ass during serious anal than eat the rice in her pussy

you wanna do some asian elliot after school at my house

by coco_nutt_rice October 30, 2018

Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019