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joe and alondra

ahhhh... sex on the beach. joe and alondra can be found loving and fucking eachother through snapchats. joe will often buy her chicken nuggets. and alondra will always want to sleep or hang up. the phone sex is immaculate between these two.
joe and alondra got caught having phone sex in school
by fo_lif3 March 25, 2022
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Joe Balls

A being higher than any religious god
"Who will save us"

"The almighty Joe Balls will"
by PigToad March 26, 2022
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Joe Morley

1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt
Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"
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Joe Hoy

Heard that Joe hoy fella has a big Willy
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Joe Mazzello

joe mazzello is fine af
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Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face
Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe
by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021
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Joe Hyuga

joe hyuga... the ultimate being, almost infinitely long penis....
IS THAT JOE HYUGA OMG
by JOE_HYUGA October 18, 2021
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