11:00 AM

Teenagers with strict parents are mercilessly ridiculed for waking up past this time.
Dads use it as a scapegoat to make their kids feel as though they are irresponsible and inadequate adults, no matter the actual bedtime or workload that the child has to deal with.

Son: "Dad, can I go out to Applebees with my friends later?"
Dad: "Fuck no, not when you're getting up past 11:00 AM every weekend! I got up at SIX this morning to drive your brother to his tutor, you lazy ingrate!"

by tostetoes April 6, 2020

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Former 7-11 pimp

The combination of a woke pussy and a white privileged asshole

Who's that? Motherfucker that's THE Former 7-11 pimp.

by Rubber padded cell June 30, 2022

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MD-11

An aircraft designed and produced by McDonnell Douglas. It is the successor to the DC-10, which cunts hate for killing people (even though it was other faults). Like the DC-10, it is a trijet. Due to this reason, the MD-11 fell out of passenger airline use as ETOPS became more favourable. However, cargo airlines use this plane due to how large it is and they're working to retire it because the profits are getting breaked even.

"Hey, it's an MD-11!"
"What the hell? You like that death chamber?"
"You idiot."

by ksux May 8, 2025

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11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

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July 11 2006

The day the most beautiful girl was born. This girl is the most wonderful person ever and makes me the happiest person in the world. She has the greatest personality and deserves the whole world because she is just the greatest and most perfect human. She also makes the greatest girlfriend ever. I love her with all my heart.

That girl Ella, born on July 11 2006, is literately my favorite person ever. She’s so beautiful and perfect.

by Trossard3Assists June 16, 2023

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