Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.

“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.

by April 20, 2021

Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.

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Person 343:Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Bro you like 26

The fuck are you doing looking up your name bro clock back in

Bro you like 26…

by An actual guy November 24, 2021

Don't worry, we're going to kill you

Says Mike Isratel

Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2024

you turned into sausage

When you get so much fcking crazy that you can tuktuk every female in the world.

Random guy : Wow ! Look at this beautiful lady. I want to marry her much…
Random zazo : Nyarg ! I will tuktuk her when she will sleep ! Ounga.
Random guy : You turned into sausage bro..

by Swordexo November 23, 2021

You got any games on your phone?

When you are at some family gathering and your 7 year old cousin goes up to you and asks to play on you phone, WITHOUT SAYING PLEASE.

Kid: You got any games on your phone??
You: Yes... BUT THEY AREN'T FOR YOU.

by Star Puppi November 14, 2023

why was you born?

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted

Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.

by Hey birch December 08, 2020