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Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022
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dirty dario

When you fuck your best friends cousin by putting a dildo in your ass and cornstarch on your dick while you shit on her tits.
Can we do a dirty dario tonight? -angela.
Only today... -Billy
by Dariodirtydog March 6, 2024
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Dirty Chelsa

When you Amazon fuck a dude till he cums and smear your redheaded pussy across his face while you push the cum out across his lips
Man, my wife is so nasty, she pulled a Dirty Chelsa on me, it was so hot!
by Maxwellburns September 21, 2020
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Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)
That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died
by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023
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Dirty Swanny

Eating so much ass, when you eventually come down with pink eye, you don’t know who gave it to you, just like in Mama Mia
Person 1: I actually ate so much ass last week, I think I have pink eye!

Person 2: Do you know who gave it to you?

Person 1: No, but it could be one of three people.

Person 2: So you pulled a Dirty Swanny
by Tricky_Dick_Nixon April 12, 2020
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Dirty Yasper

When a gay asexual sees the letter A and proceeds to violently punch the person next to them
Me: I got high and accidentally pulled a Dirty Yasper yesterday.
Friend: Ouch but same buddy.
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dirty zephan

When you fuck a girl for 38 hours straight only to pull out and put it in the stinker. When doing a dirty zephan you never use protection or the cum stink soup can’t be enjoyed
Omgggggg my man just did a dirty ZEPHAN and I wanted to scream so badly
by Yanguskhan69 November 15, 2023
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