Chill Your Minge

"I have way too much work to do man!!"

"Chill your minge, it'll be alright"
by Sceza July 20, 2012
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This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3
by simplzplzur February 26, 2024
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Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 28, 2023
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be a complete asshole to your girlfriend, i promise she will love it
bf: i hate you
gf: what why *hangs up*
bf: *texts gf* it’s national be a dick to your girlfriend day
by gracelillian February 28, 2021
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do your shitin at home

You are walking in to your college bathroom in the morning and you see someone's feet in the stall. My friend yells "do your shitin at home#
by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018
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YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 05, 2024
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In your modacunt

"In your modacunt" is a very vulgar exclamation in Saint Lucia. It carries the same energy as "you motherfucker!" and "fuck you!"
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) March 31, 2024
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