The Dirty Ferdie is when a losing field hockey team has their tallest defender sprint to the 50 yard line and take a massive shit right there in the middle of the field. This will distract the opposing team enough that the losing team should have the opportunity to score to hopefully tie the game. This is considered a "fool proof plan" in the game of field hockey.
The team was losing, but tied up the game when they pulled the dirty ferdie in order to distract the other team.
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Some smooth motherfucker just dirty Seth'd me last night, and if I get mad about it, they will figure it out and I'll lose both of them.
by SaintDub July 21, 2025

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 5, 2020

A Dirty Mia is when the female participant during romantic and intense sexual intercourse, will squeeze a line of BBQ sauce down the male participants shaft and continue to bite and rip his testicles. This action can only be completed by serious candidates, and it must end in what some would call, a royal bumming.
Girl: "You're getting a Dirty Mia tonight! You've really pissed me off!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
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