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Blow Your Honker

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"
by Anus Baby January 11, 2024
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National give a girl your hoodie day

Boy: Hey, here is my hoodie!
Girl: But why?
Boy: it's National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day
by Selvanio patricks November 5, 2020
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You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.
Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.
by hehehehahahafunny November 25, 2020
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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
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ransom in your pants

It's kinda bubbling your canvas in a commonplace
Hey, bud, gotcha with ransom in your pants!
by BBourbonStriit July 7, 2017
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International say your crush day

International say your crush day is a day where you have to say your crush if its asked but you only say it ONCE and you can only say NO to 5 people
Hey who is your crush
I'm not saying
Well it's international say your crush day
by POO ON JEFF May 12, 2022
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National give your boyfriend head day

National Boyfriend Day is April 19. This is a day to show appreciation your boyfriend and make him feel special. Love him by really showing how much you love him.
by Michael Robinson April 19, 2023
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