Clapping Shit

Clapping shit is a slang for having dirty and shitty anal sex.

Yeah, I saw this nasty porn scene on pornhub where this huge dude were clapping shit with some tiny asian chick. Shit was messy, man...

by Loroch March 25, 2018

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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

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Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
e.i. public displays of affection

Person 1: *making out with his girl*
Person 2: "Bruh, stop shitting in the town square"

by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021

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Shit and fell back in it

Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie

Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".

Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.

by Magaletso October 18, 2012

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