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Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
mugGet the what can you do if you get scammedmug.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU

you were bored and searched this up, why. go do something else with your life
by AverageUrbanDictrionaryEnjoyer September 25, 2022
mugGet the URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOUmug.

you

by eatmyfatjuicyass July 22, 2021
mugGet the youmug.

im behind you

by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 1, 2022
mugGet the im behind youmug.

You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
mugGet the You Jack Systemmug.

FUCK YOU

by prendon January 13, 2024
mugGet the FUCK YOUmug.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Hard to give a shit when you have to take onemug.

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