an expression commonly said when showing astonishment or disbelief, or in other cases, disappointment or excitement.
“why do I hear high heels clicking in the distance?” you look around.
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
click click click click.
a figure approaches.
you watch as the figure walks towards you, strutting flawlessly as the clicks of the high heels increase in volume.
As the person approaches you, they come to a sudden stop with a loud echoing click of the heel.
you stare for a moment.
“oh my lordy lord!” they exclaim loudly and suddenly in a dramatic and sassy voice, almost in disgust, whipping their head away from you and quickly extending out their arm, the palm of their hand inches from your face.
a short but long silence passes, but the atmosphere is thick with your confusion.
They turn, their back facing you, and begin strutting away.
they make their way back from where they emerged from the shadows, and the clicking dissipates in the distance as you watch them disappear.
“WTF BRO 😭😭” you say.
THE END
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A potarty is the region between the balls and the leg which often becomes moist with physical activity, it can also mean the area under the shaft and between the balls, which also can become moist.
To sniff one’s potarty allows the sniffer to imbibe not only the smell of the ballicular region but also the spirit.
And for the sniffee it gives a strong sense of wellbeing.
Before the age of the internet, aristocrats would often pen letters to their loved ones encouraging them to “sniff my potarty”.
The word potarty needs to be pronounced in a slight Indian accent. And is a play on the word potato. Because the balls are often referred to as “potato” in many languages.
A potarty is the region between the balls and the leg which often becomes moist with physical activity, it can also mean the area under the shaft and between the balls, which also can become moist.
To sniff one’s potarty allows the sniffer to imbibe not only the smell of the ballicular region but also the spirit.
And for the sniffee it gives a strong sense of wellbeing.
Before the age of the internet, aristocrats would often pen letters to their loved ones encouraging them to “sniff my potarty”.
The word potarty needs to be pronounced in a slight Indian accent. And is a play on the word potato. Because the balls are often referred to as “potato” in many languages.
1: Dearest, may I please ask that you sniff my potarty?
2: Yessir I shall and would like to bequeath you my potarty hairs for your enjoyment.
2: Well that sounds very chollom.
2: Yessir I shall and would like to bequeath you my potarty hairs for your enjoyment.
2: Well that sounds very chollom.
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