dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.

Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!

by alexvause September 6, 2016

dirty prawn

when you put a raw garlic prawn in the anal cavities of your homosexual partner whilst smoking a cuban cigar during intercourse

Sam - why is Joe limping today?
Crystal - dirty prawn m8

by Some Dweebus September 4, 2016

dirty capita

A bad flu or nasty cold virus.

He sneezed and gave everyone in the room the dirty capita.

by Mama Dish August 26, 2016

The Dirty Dick Devontè

When performing anal sex, just before climax the male member pulls out and ejaculates into his partners mouth. Who then transfers the load into his anal cavity. Where he then evacuates the load into the females vagina

It was Mary and I's one year anniversary so I treated here to The Dirty Dick Devontè.

by Dirty Dick Dangler Daniel the August 20, 2016

dirty fisherman

When you puddin' her pop

Yo dude, did you dirty fisherman that girl last night?

by 2phones August 7, 2016

Dirty Anney

When one male or shemale penetrates a steaming bowl of Anneys Mac and cheese then leaves it on the counter for there friends to eat, without knowing what has been done.

Wow this Mac and Cheese is super creamy, Steve did you Dirty Anney this.

by Infected toe man 2 August 7, 2016