by Freakypapakeifer June 8, 2022

by Nudelsepp April 1, 2020

by Tiagahag September 2, 2021

Dude 1: I spent the night with sally and she semelled her underwear to see if they were clean.
Dude 2: wait so she’s a dirty sniffer
Dude 2: wait so she’s a dirty sniffer
by Dirtysniffer January 27, 2019

For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
“If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”
“Legend, sir. Legend”
by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023

When you’re taking her to pound town and pull out and cum on her face and say “are you feeling it now mr krabs”
by Citywok69 September 30, 2020

when you teach in university and suddenly you get the urge of putting your microphone in your stretched asshole while getting fucked in 2 different ways while you let students play volleyball in your classroom
by geitjegreet March 20, 2024
