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tony

toilet paper. Tony is a noun and a thing but not a person’s name in the context of toilet paper. As something more personal though, we piss and shit all over tony. We cry our tears into tony and tony can make our lives hell by leaving us the quarter sheet for the clean up of a three coil spoiler. In essence tony can be trusted unless tony’s pillowy softness is breached. Sometimes tony hurts our buts. But for that pain tony is both a blessing and curse.
I’m worried about fights caused by the lack of tony on the grocery store shelves.
by lmodium March 28, 2022
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Tony

by MMACoach November 22, 2021
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tony-terry

Tony-terry, is a person who sells boats on gumtree. The boat is usually in shocking condition and is harassed by viewers due to this.
Ali- Hi, Is orbotstil avalabil
Tony-terry- What mate?
Ali- Your boats in shit condition bro, can you do 10 bucks
Tony-terry- Fuck off dickhead.
by 22withthe2.2 July 1, 2021
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Pulling a Tony

Being a dick to your friends because you have low self-esteem
Dude stop pulling a Tony

I was just letting you know you're fat
by Asswhole August 13, 2014
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Tony

A lying, immature man, incapable of love. A Tony is someone who tells you he loves you but only uses you for sex.
by Jane7287 March 10, 2024
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Tony Chase

A man actively present on YouTube and Social Media claiming he was kidnapped by the government, held captive by the government inside Indianapolis away from Hollywood and his mother and father’s mansions, and left to be tortured by Satellites and Satellite controllers targeting him 24/7.
Person 1: “Hey, Tony Chase! Why are your teeth decaying and you keep revealing your personal information all the time?”

Tony: “Because the dirty satellite controllers keep fucking up my face and teeth, and the government holding me hostage away from my mother and father’s mansions and i’m here to prove that I AM the 100% owner! Also i’m not gay not ever.”
by HotColdLava December 10, 2023
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Tony

An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth. The actual definition of, cute and the smoothest talker you'll ever meet and if he wants your number you give it to him and he's always buying you something nice or being polite.
All the ladies loooooove Tony
by Emily2001 November 20, 2021
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