Math

The most shitty boring thing of hell and fuck of a dock you will ever meet. Exactly like homework

Maya: Can we go to the park?
Dan: Nah, sorry I have math
Maya: SHIT THAT MATH!
Dan: Ikr?

by NotDerpyOpheeBopYT December 24, 2021

Maths

The top-dog British twatty way of saying the inferior math.

"Maths is shit better than math, innit bruv?"

by morgiemuscle March 22, 2024

Math

stupid stuff that people use but don’t need because no one is gonna be ⏃ cashier for the rest of their lives

Kid; did you see the math homework???
Kid 2: yea, it’s so confusing like wthhhh
Kid 3: that was so easy, I’m already finished with my homework
Kid 1 and 2: *feel self conscious*

by dryramen69 October 19, 2021

Math

The most important but stupid and it mentally hurts my brain in abused my brain and it can do that to all the humans!
M-MENTAL

A-ABUSE
T-TO
H-HUMANS

Without a working knowledge of abstract or applied math, geeks wouldn't know how to seamlessly set up an online Wittypedia like Urban Dictionary—math is a necessary evil that allows us to enjoying the good things in life.

by _Ice_Wolf_Gaming November 9, 2018

Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

Math

It is the lesbian sister of biology

Son : Dad, what is math?
Dad : Son, math is just the lesbian sister of Biology

by mashd.potatoe June 10, 2018

math

mental abuse to humans.

student1: what does math mean

student2: mental abuse to humans dude

student1: damn that do be true tho

by s.ni193 May 30, 2022