when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
Get the Swiss Christmasmug. A sex position where male stands on a handstand and the woman then climbs the man wrapping her legs around his body while proceeds to ride the man’s penis in the handstand position
by Coco sex enthusiast April 29, 2024
Get the The Christmas treemug. The 26th of december. Christmas 2.73 is for those who want one more present on top of those they already have.
by interhoe December 23, 2018
Get the Christmas 2.73mug. The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 5, 2018
Get the Scottish christmasmug. by Thewordydude September 9, 2025
Get the Alabama Christmas Ornamentmug. Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"
by Seshie January 11, 2009
Get the Christmas offensemug. by 🎅 December 24, 2019
Get the christmasmug.