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Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody
Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone
by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018
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Bone daddy

known as Ainz Ooal Gown is anime character from the anime called overlord

he's the protagonist and usually called bone daddy among anime community
bone daddy gonna rip the empire army apart
bone daddy is so op
by termakbira October 16, 2018
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Cooter-bones

Cooter-bones are the small bones in your cooter!
Yes ladies let’s move them cooter-bones!
by Joshylol November 24, 2021
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Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022
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Froze Bone

When you insert ones penis into a freezer for 10 minutes then insert it into ones orifices (anus)
I put my penis in the freezer for 10 minutes then gave Michelle a Froze Bone.
by TikkleMaPikkle October 23, 2016
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Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal
Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver
by YRNmagilla August 4, 2014
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Crust-bone

The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis

Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable
Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS

Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...
by Darnman April 9, 2015
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