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moon slurp

fluid ejected from the anus: especially semen
Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!
by 3mta3 September 19, 2014
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Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with Native American’s at midnight and blowing off Buffalo heads with a shotgun.
Ethan and I are going Moon Gooning with Tribe Leader Stoodis later.
by MikeyOzone November 29, 2023
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Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing

From 1945 to 1991 there was the Cold War between the United States, NATO, and the Western world and the Soviet Union, Comintern in Asia, and the Warsaw Pact in Europe.
In 1968, Stanley Kubrick released 2001:A Space Oddesy.
Meanwhile the Space Race was going on between the USA and the USSR, with the Soviets having major wins, leading to the US becoming desperate to get a major win.
Now, here's where we get crazy, because this theory states that the US gov, seeing Kubrick's wonderful job filming space, hired Stanley Kubrick to film the Moon Landing, giving the US a false major win over the Soviets.
There's even a video released after Kubrick's death of him confessing to it.

Now for the debunking.
First off, no member of the world at large had seen video of space, meaning he could've made it look however, and you have to keep in mind this is Kubrick that we're talking about. His films are incredibly well-made with dozens upon dozens of retakes until it's perfect, not to mention the director and extended editions, while the Moon Landing has bad audio and video quality, is short, is fuzzy, and is the polar oppisite of Kubrick's works.
Now at this point you may be thinking "But my name, you said there's video of him confessing to it", well, that video is quite easy to be proven as a hoax -- made by a random guy who moderately looks like 1990s Kubrick --, simple as.
As to why this easily-disprovable conspiracy began, well, that is something I'm still pondering, myself.
Reddit Conspiracy Theorist: Hey man, y'know Stanley Kurbrick Filmed the Moon Landing?!
You, an intellectual: Don't be a fool; everyone knows Hitchcock filmed it
This was originally about 2,400 characters, but I needed to revise it to just 1,500 to publish it, so it's not as enticing, not as in depth, nor does it explain what nations were even in the Comintern or Warsaw Pact, but i encourage you to watch a video on YouTube about this by The Why Files
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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015
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Moon Rod

A frozen turd rapped in foil.
Those moon rods Johnny has are awesome.
by Diamond Dick Dave December 12, 2017
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The moons name

The moons name - Jasmine, she holds an angelic type of celestial glow which allows her to properly connect to aura and spirituality, said to be drawn to her kuekuatsheu a wolverine type male, in the spiritual world. Relate to the story of kuekuatsheu and the moon, and Relate it to your life and there you will seek your meaning.
The moons name is Jasmine and she is set to have met or to find her kuekuatsheu a dark haired, bearded type viking male who has strong connections to energy and has world focus.
by Archangel Azreal August 2, 2024
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Moon pig

Used to describe those heavy in the gut, ass, face, arms, and fingers.
Hey, look at that moon pig. He's such a lard ball.
by Mkbiggin March 16, 2018
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