Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
Get the A wet chodemug. Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."
by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017
Get the Chode Molestermug. A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.
A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.
Excuse making is a big sign.
A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.
Excuse making is a big sign.
by rock666er February 19, 2012
Get the Chode.mug. by The new boi February 20, 2020
Get the Chodemug. by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008
Get the chode neezermug. International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020
Get the International Chode Daymug. When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.
by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014
Get the chode-modemug.