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make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.
"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."
by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014
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Second Course Addict

A guy who always goes after his best buddies exes.
Guy: Kelly just broke up with me.
Guy2: Aww dude, im sorry. Watch out for Chris, he's a total Second Course Addict.
Guy: He wouldn't do that to me, Im his best bud.
Guy2: I used to be his best bud too, til he did it to me and my entire group of friends.
by concierned citizen October 11, 2009
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The Second Armenian Genocide

On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
Samara: Isn't the Armenian Genocide bad?
Ben: Which one? The Second Armenian Genocide was great!
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025
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swamp ass damage per second

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.
by Strken November 21, 2019
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Second-rounder

In the dating game, a second-rounder is a person who didn't get married in their 20s like 1st rounders. They're usually still in "game shape" for sport fucking, but for whatever reason, the mental game never clicked and could never get married and retire from The Game.

Second-rounders are typically primo picks for divorced 1st rounders who are still in Game Shape themselves, but now have to get back into The Game
A milf got married and had babies, but a Second-rounder never got picked from the sidelines before their 30s.
by Leon_Washington August 9, 2021
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