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Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class
Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.
by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017
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Smash

The act to playing the popular nintendo video game super smash brothers as you drink mountain dew and violently ram into your eight year old little brother's tight asshole
by jimmythechildsmasher June 25, 2019
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Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.
"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"
by sarajaye January 22, 2023
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Smashing the Blackberry

Accidently on purpose entering the back door while shagging doggy style.
We were doing it doggy doggy and i ended up smashing the blackberry
by ProMorriarty September 24, 2012
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smash broth

When the sexual fluids (E.g. ejaculate, sweat, saliva) intermingle after a hardcore pounding.
Sorry, I seem to have corrupted your bedsheets with our smash broth
by Mute Harlequin April 22, 2017
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Keyboard Smash

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When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)

Can be used for:

1) Literally no reason

2) Losing a game (Raging)
Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what
by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023
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Smashed Av

The taste of a clean dick having the same taste and texture of an avocado.
Jess: How was your date last night? Any action?

Sarah: Yeah, he had the smoothest Smashed Av!
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