Doo doo poo poo Fortnite

When your mom signs the divorce forms.

Lucas: I hate minorities
Lucas's Mom: Doo doo poo poo Fortnite

by Maskedchaos March 8, 2019

Dummy-Dumb Poo-Poo Head

This used as an act of retaliation in an epic gamer rap battle. This can only be used once in a lifetime by the fiercest of warriors: Chuck Norris is the only know user. When used 3 bolts of lightning will erupt from the ground into the heart, brain, and anus of your opponent. This will mean you have won the epic gamer rap battle. This is an epic victory royale.

Kyle: *finishes rap*
You: You are a dummy-dumb poo-poo head!
Kyle: *gets epically clapped*
You: Epic victory royale, broski!

by VeryBigBrainBill605 January 7, 2020

Poo Grinder

Razor blades are inserted in the anus through a metal pole than the participant than does a poo, this is very arousing.. apparently.

Person 1: MAN I FEEL GOOD!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My mate paul gave me the poo grinder last night mmm hmm

by Candy Bove August 27, 2007

Sham-pooing

The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.

"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"

by SiNister PiGeon December 20, 2009

Poo Burn

The feeling you get when you haven't wiped properly after expelling faeces.

There are 2 main causes:

1. The article was passed in a semi liquid state potentially due to spicy food consumed previously.

2. You wiped prematurely smudging the stool into a cake and in the clean up process made your ass bleed by wiping to hard.

Someone with poo burn can commonly be identified due to the awkward way they are sitting, spreading their crack and rubbing it down the edge of the seat to gain relief and simultaneously shit stain their own undergarments.

Steve: "Man, I wiped early while taking a shit, It was everywhere and I didn't get it all out. I even made myself bleed, now I've got real bad Poo Burn "

Dave: "Dude, stop rubbing your fucking ass down the seat"

by Poo Burn November 11, 2011

glue poo

when your poo is so tacky it sticks to everything and anything.

honey someone took a shit and they had glue poo, better grab a wire brush

by moan doggie August 3, 2006

bug poo

1)the faeces of a bug
2) The never ending cycle of life..
3) A very very very good/ fit thing

1)Ewww i trod in bug poo
2) Bug poo today... bug poo tomorrow, bug poo yesterday
Bug poo is the future
3) Yummy... hes a right nice bug poo

by weez September 8, 2005