Laundry Rock

Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.
Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.

Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers

Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile
by TheHows August 22, 2010
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rock the boogly

to openly and notoriously abstain from sex until marriage.
Logenia: I think that guy's totally gay. I mean he has all these girlfriends but never gets any.
Huberto: No, no, you've got him all wrong. He's definitely a straight guy who likes to rock the boogly.
Logenia: Are you sure?
Huberto: Yeah, he's been rocking the boogly since anyone can first remember. He rocks the boogly at home, school, church, on Playstation. Pretty much everywhere.
Logenia: Get out of here!
by Ohno Hediheh May 03, 2011
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Rock Boredom

I'm at the airport suffering from Rock Boredom.
by blakebard December 12, 2013
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Down Rock

Kieran Fisher being fucking daft and thinking it was something sexual
by Big Fat Choppa September 18, 2019
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rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
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pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others
dude.. im pie as a rock right now
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Marriage Rock

When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
by 501 Massive May 20, 2015
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