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dick mama

someone who lovss dick and is pretty much a hoe, slut and slag. she's probably given uck too.
Martha : Haven't you heard, Chelsea is a dick mama now. She gave Darren uck !

Ian : I need a dick mama to suck me dry.
by therealurbandictonary December 19, 2017
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Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer

When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
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Sugar Mama

Random Person: Yak who is your sugar mama

Yak: Sha Sha
by @Yakk November 12, 2023
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Joe mama

A type of joke a dumb person would say when they cant say something funny.
Jessica: Knock knock

Ricardo:Who's there

Jessica: Joe

Ricardo:Joe what

Jessica:JOE MAMA

Ricardo: Your dumb jessica
by Urban Dictionary <3 March 17, 2021
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Joe mama

BEST INSULT EVERRR
Only smart people can use this joke
And only smart people know who joe is 😏😏

If someone says something you don’t want to hear just say JOE they’ll never know what’s coming
It’s a great comeback for anything especially when used on people named l e a h🙄🙄
l e a h: hey I don’t like you
Me: joe
l e a h: wait who’s joe?
Me: JOE MAMA

l e a h:* jumps off a building since she can’t comprehend it*
by Ur moms fav person November 21, 2021
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coona mama

A large vagina that is mildly hot and bothered.
Daaaamn, her coona mama phat af!
by Jae9hoez March 9, 2019
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Fahra Sexy Mama!

some retard on urban dictionary who thinks abdurrehman is a gay cunt Gandu name. Fam listen u dumass nigga ur actually wack and u really do have no brain bro go suck sum dick u goof
"Whos that ugly hobo?"
"fam yak thats that lover Fahra Sexy Mama! innit
by abdur yak November 22, 2021
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