by Penislegs69 September 20, 2020
Austins penis is so fucken massive that it cant fit in the hole so he will be a virgin his whole life
Austins penis cannot be used
by JOhnnnnndfdfd February 17, 2021
by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020
Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.
My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
by Metroid22 January 22, 2022
Small tiny cock
He has not seen it it years
Luna said it was too small
Less than a centimeter
He’s also gay for penis
He has not seen it it years
Luna said it was too small
Less than a centimeter
He’s also gay for penis
by Jakes massive dong April 11, 2019
Your mate is a squishy penis
by Ranga696969 May 03, 2019