Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 20, 2012

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

penis diaper

Condom.

Me: Hey babe, do you want me to pick up some penis diapers?

Her: What the fuck is that?

Me: You know... Condoms.

by Rafael8 January 16, 2018

Penis Treatment

Regency to any activity that stimulates and ejaculates the male penis. Sex, masturbation, hand job, blow job, etc.

Rachel will be giving me some penis treatment tonight.

Your mom snuck into the bathroom and gave me some penis treatment.

Shelby left me with blue balls so I had to go home and self-administer some penis treatment.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

Penis rack

When a man wears really tight shorts. So its like his bits are on show.

Loving the new penis rack on beckham, leaves nothing to the imagination.

by Arethanto March 24, 2013

Penis wrinkle

A term that describes Lazy people they are like penis wrinkles. Someone else has to do all the work to make them go away.

That guy leaning against the wall watching everyone else work is like a penis wrinkle. Soon as all the work is done he will disappear.

by Caveman100 January 25, 2015

Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021