Penis shelf is where you go to store your penis in the basement after you get married. A cold dark dusty shelf where things no longer of use are stored.
My buddy Freddie Goldheart used to slay so many gals , now that he is married his johnson is in the basement on the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
Now that I'm married I guess I will retire my johnson to the penis shelf
by Metroid22 January 22, 2022
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Get the nenis penis mug.A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.
"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."
by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021
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Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times
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