A subterranean beast that resembles an old woman. They can be found in sewers, abandoned subway systems, and other dark, wet places. They hibernate every 20 years, then come out of their lair and apply for a job at the local middle or high school. These creatures love watching children suffer, and will regularly steal or "confiscate" the belongings of their students. Math teachers also have the unique ability to warp time and space, making their class period last longer than the others. Every couple of years a child will go missing at school and then a few months later they'll find the body in the sewer. There is still some speculation, but theorists suggest this was the teachers fault.
by larrybobjoe January 06, 2022
by Meth teacher March 12, 2022
Someone who always makes jokes about everything, gives bad grades, always draw hella weird shit on the board, and never sits still.
by Thehotemolol December 12, 2021
A creature that teaches math
by Legend123456789101112131415161 January 18, 2022
Math Teacher: What is 1-1
Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
Ummm 0-
Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 20, 2024
a german math teacher is a math teacher that can't properly speak your language, she is constatly preaching about useless stuff in class that you don't need for tests, her name is often Christianne or Miller.
by Claes my pet into dick brotah March 01, 2017
by SnowNight May 09, 2022