Dawson Jones

A person who loves turtles and is really smart.

He is totally a Dawson Jones

by New york urban times March 1, 2017

Jones

A state of utter confusion and tremendous hallucination. Often endured through an encounter with a wax pen.

Did you see that guy last night?

Yea, he was jonesed

by Jonathan Guillen Infante November 13, 2019

Bryce Jones

The kid that drove a moped to school everyday freshman year

Look it’s Bryce Jones

by Bshsvsghsgsvvsbshsjs September 19, 2020

The B Jones

The opposite of keeping up with The Joneses. Doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and has rbf all the time.

That guy has the B Jones mentality
Pulling a b Jones and saying yolo

by Samilah August 5, 2021

Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream

Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones

by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020

Davey Jones

One of the baddest mutha f-ers you ever will know. Can’t kill him. Biggest, most honest heart and will protect you with his life. Crazy AF but always fun. Homie knows his shit and has been there done that. You’d be lucky to know this dude.

Yo! You must be some kind of Davey Jones or something! You’re nuts but I love ya!

by Patapuss August 5, 2023

Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013