shuttle jerk

when a man whips out his penis and asks cookie if he wants punch his ass hole while the man licks his ball sack

hey man wanna shuttle jerk man?, you can invite you friends

by COOKIEEVANJORDANLUCASNICK August 22, 2008

word jerk

This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.

Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
Sean: "You're nothin' but a word jerk! Just leave me alone I'll get mine."
Benny: "Ahhhh hahahaaa!!!"

by von groovy July 3, 2024

Pumpkin Jerk

When you pollinate pumpkin flowers.

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.

by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first

Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019

goodnight jerk

When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner

"Goodnight" said Amy,

"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj

by Jasonmrazsongz January 23, 2016

Shame Jerk

1. Masturbating with tranquillity until you finish, then you feel immediate shame for jerking off/ jerking in (if female)

2. Jerking off the something that gives you shame (Hentai, loli porn, BDSM)

Man 1: Hey dude, I think I had a Shame Jerk yesterday. Everything was going good until I finished and then I realized jerking off to loli porn is not ok!

Man 2: same thing happens to me when I bust, except I always feel shame for doing such a disgraceful act while looking at a picture of my sister

by Facts Rap December 19, 2021