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I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.
A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!
by wangjiahua October 8, 2011
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I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not
Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower
by sdgdfhredh October 23, 2020
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I'm gonna kill myself

An alternative expression for "I'm tired" or "There's a little discomfort", usually used by millennials & Gen Zs.
"I'm so tired, I'm gonna kill myself"
"Oh my god I am going to kill myself"
by shouldijumpoffthebuildingyes September 8, 2021
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I'm Rick James Bitch!

Tier you cock sucking asshole you stole that entire definition from my beloved Maddox! eat my balls.
www.maddox.xmission.com
I'm Rick James bitch! smell my balls you cock, come up with your own rants next time, bitchnuts
by KrAzY_KaRl December 28, 2005
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I'm on it like Blue Bonnet

I am working very hard on developing some stuff.

(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)

1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.

2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.

3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.
1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"

2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"
by guava c August 23, 2009
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I'm rick james bitch

an extremly funny line from a dave chapelle skit
by the real quazy_qual March 20, 2004
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I'm very proud of you

Child: "Mom, I got an 'A+' on my test!"
Disgusted Mother: "did ya? Well I'm very proud of you"
by jhamm December 15, 2010
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