Asshole Force Field

The force field developed in order to ward off corn husker, lifted truck driving, hillbilly assohole people. It does not appear from ones own asshole.

That dude required me to turn on my "asshole force field" because of his attitude.

by kdizzledeluxe June 14, 2018

pioneer in his field

Faux polite term for an old person.

“that girl’s client was a pioneer in his field”

by dauidh September 9, 2018

Pete-o-file

A dad who acts like a peadofile who makes their son swallow sausages on a regular basis. Also his name is Pete

Mate your dad is such a Pete-O-File

by Dick does butt October 30, 2018

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

Got FBI files on your phone?

When you’re gonna check ya girl’s phone and she either snatches it or begs to get it back, this is what to say.

Her: Please give me back my phone!
Him: Got FBI files on your phone?

by Veggies/ Dirt March 25, 2019

doing the field

when you don’t wanna talk to your boyfriend so you “go do the field”

gtg joe doing the field

by chinese chicken curry July 2, 2020

Big Ass File

A huge file, maybe a presentation or spreadsheet, that you inevitably need to send when your internet is down.

I need to finish sending this Big Ass File to boss lady Dina before she leaves tonight, it's really harshing my mellow.

by rule5 September 17, 2020