Facebook Cuck

When a man’s wife looks at another man’s Facebook profile, diddles herself, and makes her husband jack off while she diddles herself.

Bryan is a Facebook Cuck when his wife diddles herself to Brian’s Facebook profile picture and makes Bryans jerk off.

by Ron Don April 4, 2023

Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.

"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."

by arkadict February 15, 2012

facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.

Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!

by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012

Facebook-Amnesia

When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.

Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!

by Glendora July 7, 2011

Facebook fast

Taking a break from Facebook when you realize you are spending way too much time there.

I had to take a Facebook fast because I was getting nothing done at work.

by PalmSprings09 August 14, 2010

Facebook-bored

That state in which you're so incredibly bored that you actually choose to tune into the lives of those who share the same feeling via hit social networking service Facebook.

A: hey d00d, just going to click the 'ol home feed until something happens
B: wow, me too, how about that traditional Facebook-bored feeling

by Pseudointellectualcontributor May 17, 2010

facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you

Yeah enjoy being facebook pretty while you can no one gonna give a shit about you in 5 years when your old.

by jayspin210 June 17, 2016