Fortnite Kid

9 year olds that play a game called "Fortnite" where they just shoot each other and buy overpriced "skins". Many people call these cringe-y 9 year olds "fortnite kids". When fortnite kids start arguments over something, they mainly try to start an argument with someone that plays a really popular game called Roblox. Usually they miserably fail, continuing to prove the cringe that they are. Whenever they are in a game and get killed, they usually scream into a microphone if they have one.

Fortnite Kid: "Fortnite is such an amazing game i cant believe anyone would play things like "Roblox" that game is lame"
Litterally anyone: "Yeah Yeah.. you keep thinking that Fortnite Kid"
Fortnite Kid: "iM pRoUd oF pLaYiNg fOrTnItE sO sToP bEiNg a lOsEr aNd sO lAmE"

by Submitted By you May 23, 2021

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Fortnite Bals

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Yes fortnite bals

please kill me

by TJ-urban May 27, 2021

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John Fortnite

He is the embodiment of the game itself. He is always watching out for his sons and daughters of the Fortnite realm. He is married and living with Jack Crap.

Wow John Fortnite is such a daddy I love him! He watches me, cares for me, and buys me $19 Fortnite Cards.

by QuakBro June 15, 2023

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Obama Fortnite

Obama Fortnite did 9/11

Investigator 1: Who did 9/11 again? Bush?
Investigator 2: No, Obama Fortnite did 9/11.

by Obama Fortnite November 28, 2021

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Fortnite Incel

A Person Who Plays Fortnite 24/7 And Is (Most Likely) A Fucking Virgin Who Uses Their Mother Credit Card To Buy V-bucks.
They Probably Do Fortnite Dances On A Regular Basis And Brag About Fortnite To Their Non Existent Friends.

Also Their Parents Probably Aren't There For Them.

Person: I Play Fortnite Regularly .

Other Person: Your A Fortnite Incel.

by .12345.6789009876.54321. August 5, 2021

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