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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.
The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.
by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010
mugGet the Boot-Kiss drivingmug.

drive-by psychiatry

Drive-by psychiatry is when a total stranger (usually not a mental health professional) tries to diagnose you based on your interactions. This is very common on social media and internet comment sections.
To make this online space more inclusive, we ask that members refrain from drive-by psychiatry, especially while arguing with someone you disagree with.
by xxNOxxx July 1, 2021
mugGet the drive-by psychiatrymug.

be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

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Deftones fan- Hey, could you tell me the be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

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by epsteinislandnewowner March 23, 2025
mugGet the be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tabmug.

Bobcat driving

To sit between two men with a stiffy in each hand push into and pulling each one as if you were driving a bobcat.
When on the bench seat of the work truck Jay loved bobcat driving Paul and Troy
by BGS '94 July 4, 2018
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Driving Empire

Driving Empire (Formerly Wayfort beta) is a car centered Roblox game made in 2019. it includes multiple car brands such as Porsche, Pagani, and Zenvo. It was created by Bourgist and is now owned by Voldex.
John F Kennedy: Yo dudes wanna play Driving Empire?
Lee Harvey Oswald: Alright dude
Me: *Mewing 🤫🧏*
by Burgermaestro57 November 10, 2024
mugGet the Driving Empiremug.

towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.
"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"
by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016
mugGet the towering line drivemug.

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