Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting their vaginal juices onto a single clam. The last woman to squirt then has to eat the Wham Clam.

Twirly, Tsuki, Ren, and Van all did a big Wham Clam, but decided to give the offering to Kaze.

by Momiji the Gremlinord Bunlord May 25, 2022

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Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting on a clam. The last one to squirt has to eat the clam.

Tsuki, Twirly, and Ren got together to have a Wham Clam.

by Momiji the Gremlinord Bunlord May 24, 2022

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STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024

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Clam Poaching

To open up and wipe your bum by finger power at a sink. Helpful half an hour after a shit when the brownies have crusted. Water is often involved to do-do away the smell and finger-tan. It's also possible to do without a sink and advisable in the absence of toilet paper.

1) Sam wiped his crusting ass for half a roll, but he decided he'd go Clam Poaching afterwards.

2) Jennifer was still saving for a Bidet so after some fierce Clam Poaching she rewarded herself with some snowy Talcum Powder.

3) Inexperienced Clam Poachers upon sitting down often uncover an undiscovered rock-pool. The worst even suffer assisted Mudslide. Correct Swamp Draining technique is actively encouraged to solve this dilemma.

4) What you're going to do after you Rollo and discover Roll-No?

by Okahoa June 02, 2011

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