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Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode
Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan
by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024
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Chode

A penis/dick that’s short and wider than it is long. Basically a 2 inch, or calling a dick small
I heard Jamal has a chode 😂, his junk is like 2 inches!
by Yung Lul Baby April 1, 2019
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chode

man what a chode
by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020
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Chode pleaser

Someone that claims to be more sub serviant than everyone else.
Don't you try to cry to me and pretend to be the biggest chode pleaser of us all, I know that's some bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
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Chode

1) the space between your balls and your ass.

2) a person usually a male, whom thinks the world of himself but doesn't realize that everyone else thinks he's a total useless person/ lordian.
That dude is such a chode
by Souless75 June 22, 2023
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Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.
Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.
by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025
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My boyfriend has a chode.
by IronMan192 May 13, 2022
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