chode bum

A chode bum is where you have a ass so flat you look like Miley Cyrus at the VMA's twerking on Robin Thicke.

"Man, did you see Miley's chode bum at the VMA's this year?"

by TwerkMasta2043 August 5, 2014

Chode

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

by wanderingaxolotl July 1, 2020

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

Chode

noun. 1. a penis that is greater in diameter than it is in length. 2. a complete asshat of a human being that deserves to breathe the methane doused air of farts for eternity

My ex landlord is chode.

by explrn November 8, 2018

Chode

It’s what a mouse has

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢

by 66667777nbghdjsksj May 17, 2018

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

chode on the go

The act of;Act there of;Or The accompliment of a Chode,"If you pratice excellence", On the go or out in public.Happens when drunk horny or turnt.

Richard: Hey sally.
Sally: Yes?
Richard: Do you have a Chode on the go?
*Looks down
Sally: Yes sir I do.
Richard: Do you have something to tell us?
Sally: Uhh Nope... .

Chode on the go

by Smacking Everything September 5, 2016