Brandon

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.

'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'

by The know it all guy March 22, 2022

Brandon

Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying

Your starting to sound like a Brandon I can't lie..

by Thatoneguyfromda6ix December 06, 2023

Brandon

A guy with a massive cock that’ll make your insides hurt but I’m the best way.

Friend 1: Howd that date go last night?
Friend 2: he’s a total Brandon. I can barely walk today.

by Jdedsfj September 17, 2023

Brandon

hi im Brandon

hi im Brandon

by peachy_maiko January 02, 2022

Brandon

A loyal man.

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.

by brandismillah November 30, 2023

Brandon

He a god named Brandon and his 3 centimeter Demeter is able to pierce through your wierd uncle. He is acceptionally smart and will make u have sec with him for answers on a test. He might be Asian but ha can pack a punch. He is able to use the N word at any given moment so watch out basketball players. His trading card collection can attract any girl around him and can give bill gates ligma, he is such a Chad and is a great friend.

Brandon can see your uncle later

by Dhdhfhbf May 18, 2022

brandon'

best at every game and beat cartii 20-0 on block striie and gets sloppy toppy by angel

brandon' beat cartii 20-0 on block strike

by daddy brandon' June 28, 2019