Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.

It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.

by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

brandon pizzuto

Sucks Men Dick Every Fucking Day You Nigger

"Yeah, earlier today i brandon pizzuto"

by NiggerBlueWaffleDick March 21, 2017

Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him

I’m a Brandon I like pizza

by Ri Ree December 13, 2021

Brandon

“Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.

“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Brandon Hanny

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them

Brandon Hanny plays Minecraft

by Putin.com March 5, 2022

Brandon

Big dick having ass

He’s 100% a Brandon

by Gwosxjvicidisowjdhf May 11, 2019

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024