Winters Bone

When it’s Christmas morning and you wake up to a massive woody

Hey I’m kurt and I woke up this morning to a gigantic winters bone

by GrottiSquib November 11, 2018

Bone Broth

Bone Broth: The mix of leftover fluids after boning out, on the bed or whatever surface you got yo fuck on.

Breathing hard just after pulling out and blowing a load all over her:

Damn girl, my bed is soaked look at all that bone broth you're laying in.

by RChammer0409 July 13, 2020

Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

Occipital bone

ligma balls

owie my occipital bone

ok

by bootyfricker69 February 10, 2021

bone drizzy

Bone drizzy basically means bone dry.

Me: Yo what's this weed saying?

Friend: Oh, this shit is drizzy!

Me: Drizzy enough to crumble?

Friend: Yeah bone drizzy!!

by Reeceg420 March 1, 2014

bone clock

The total time you and your sexual partner did the deed

travis's bone clock time is roughly 2-3min while mikes's bone clock time is 1-2hours

by ralph+ronda October 15, 2010