Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.

“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”

by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023

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Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon

I wanna play a game

Hello Mark Paul Amanda Zepp Adam Dr. Gordon... I wanna play a game

by The Observer (kadenbane) December 22, 2023

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Adam Beardsmore

Absolute gay lord and has an attraction to children 10 years old or younger

Adam Beardsmore likes kids or Adam Beardsmore is a big strokey nonce

by God and the universe December 13, 2020

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Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.

1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"

by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 30, 2009

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Emily Adams

A snake person that unsheathes her ravenous claws when fighting in Arsenal. probably supports Joe Biden, and single handedly prevented the red army from capturing Washington D.C. Draws weird short men from these japanese cartoons and likes cheeseburgers sometimes

"You hear about Emily Adams? Yeah I heard she likes drawing short people!"

by geovanilopeg September 04, 2023

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