Ellery Smith

Pussy slayer, cawlk eater

I did an Ellery Smith on my pants

by Arthursux420 November 9, 2023

Will Smith ‘em

When someone is just being a Chris Rock.

Person 1: “Why did you sleep with my wife?”
Person 2: “She was just asking for it?”
Person 3: “Will Smith ‘em!”

(Person 1 proceeds to slap Person 2)

by TheRedPandaMan March 28, 2022

mis smith

she thinks she can dance but she actually looks like a hobo trying to wank. she also tells girls to eat her out ans she says here shoes are designer but there the bobbing ton market

mis smith told me to eat here out

by I am Mr moose January 30, 2018

Smith Jude

Ape Monk

Return to Smith Jude

by Jumbman March 12, 2021

Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 13, 2021

Elliot smith number one fan

Sullivan miss smarty pants is Elliot smiths numba one fan and my evidence is that she yes does that :333

“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”

by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024

Nick Smith Music

Objectively mediocre music made by unfeeling machine. Lacks passion and milk

Whoa that nick smith music is lacking milk

by CUCK POPE December 6, 2021