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my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020
mugGet the my foot fell asleepmug.

foot-pounds

Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.
Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
mugGet the foot-poundsmug.

Kung Foot

Using Kung Fu and then doing a shit fetish while rubbing the foot and having deep sex.
I kung foot his ass that was spicy
by oldmcdonald23102491 December 11, 2021
mugGet the Kung Footmug.

foot sandy

when you bury your foot in sand and fuck someone in the ass with it
Dude, i didnt ask for this foot sandy
by ingof69 September 17, 2021
mugGet the foot sandymug.

foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot
aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.
by lumberr June 4, 2019
mugGet the foot commandomug.

Foot job

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.
“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”
by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023
mugGet the Foot jobmug.

Foot helmet

Protection for all the piggies.
Market , beef, and none , all in one..
Yo bro! Slip on those foot helmets! It’s time to get funky and jam
by Jjiml July 7, 2022
mugGet the Foot helmetmug.

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