Wing-Mom

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Angel Wings

A euphamistic expression for rhe stain that forms around the groin of one's pants during extreme arousal. Named for the way it spreads 'like wings' down each thigh. Used primarily by women as a coy way to express a high degree of sexual attraction or stimulation.

I saw Jimmy at the autobody shop working with his shirt off and, girl, I grew angel wings.

by Surewhynotagain May 19, 2023

de-wing

to cut off wings of a bird or an insect

The Big Wonder Book of De-winging Techniques - nominated for 'bad children's book'

by kspf December 8, 2016

Wing Dang Do'er

A uncommon phrase used to define someone's incredible ability to twist their dick in a woman's vagina like a helicopter

Timster: Bro, did you hear Jacob Wing Dang Do'er'd his girlfriend???

Todd: Stfu Tim

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

Wings

A new paper is in town…
Ironic how it happened…
Again wish I would see you when you see it…

All these wishes …
I seem to have…
Maybe I need to find a wand…

And grant all of ours…
Even the ones we whisper to the stars…
Especially the one that has you so far…

I bet wings I need too…
Then i can fly to you I could do…
And say I love YOU…
Always ❤️❤️❤️

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 20, 2023

Wing Eyebrows

Eyebrows that are so fucking crazy looking that everytime you see them you realize that you aren't actually the ugliest person on Earth. Like seriously what the hell it looks like normal eyebrows but upside-down.

"Did you see the wing eyebrows on that fucker?" "That's Gavin, man. Nothing new."

by itwasformydoctordotnet October 20, 2017

left-wing

Umbandism, transsexualism, more taxes, gynocentrism, lockdown, christophobia/heterophobia, misandry, maximum state, afronazism, communism, nudism, socialism, bolivarianism, economic interventionism, globalism, marxism, drug liberalization, abortion/criminal rehabilitation, statization, superliberal progressivism, feminism/femism, machism, black supremacy , atheism, neutral pronoun, gender ideology, sexual libertinism, homosexuality/gayzism/lesbianism, supremacy of civil servants, supremacy of proletariats, supremacy of the lower class, supremacy of poverty, supremacy of criminals who are neither military nor police officers, union supremacy, supremacy of female sex, victimization of female sex, LGBT supremacy, and police and civil disarmament.

I hate left-wing.

by Zorebbo May 10, 2023