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Troll Patch

The squirrelly looking patch of facial hair that occurs at the bottom of the chin, often accompanied by a soul patch. Often seen on hipsters and other too-cool-for-school types.
That guy with the soul patch and troll patch looks like he could be a trumpet player, but I'm sure he's not really good at anything.
by sports turtle February 28, 2011
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Dont feed the Troll

Please first understand what a troll is..

Once you have identified the troll often times you dont want to keep giving into their stupidity. Usually the first person doesnt know they are being trolled. Someone else will say DONT FEED THE TROLL. The person who is being trolled will be surprised they were being trolled in most cases they wont say anything waiting to see if they were in fact being trolled about something. This is very common in games like world of warcraft (trade channel) guild wars 2 and other popular mmo's
Mike: OMG i just got the most epic mount in the game dude its bad ass

Alex (has every mount in the game): omg!!!! which one ??!! i wish i had an epic mount

Mike : yea dude i just got it its the empirical dragon. Only comes in 4 colors its amazing ...

Alex wow that is so cool!!!!! wish i had that dragon err what you call it mount.

Chuck to mike: he's trolling you Mike, DONT FEED THE TROLL

Mike: what? are you serious?

Chuck to Mike: yup he's trolling you stop feeding him

Alex: lol, nom nom nom Trolly want more food...
by Farook Iqbal March 23, 2013
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Real-life Troll

One who will talk shit and make another person feel bad or attempt to. They're main goal is to get a reaction out of the person they are trolling. Trolling could also be a form of payback, or retaliation to being trolled. Trolls get a thrill out of other peoples reaction and wont stop until a negative reaction is given to them. The best way to stop a troll from succeeding is to ignore them, or act passive.
Real-Life Troll : You're a virgin and you're 33 years old...You need a fucking life. Go get some sun, btw, you're whiter than a ghost.

Friend or Foe : Fuck you asshole, dick, bitch, shut the fuck up.

Real-Life Troll : *Smiles with success*
by Kid from New York August 13, 2010
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I troll you

A parody of the Barney 'I love you' song.

~I troll you~
~You get trolled daily~
~Pissing people off as a trolling family~
~With a great big ban~
~And a flame from me to you~
~Won't you use the same proxy as I do~
~I troll you~
~You troll me~
~We are trolls like trolls should be~
~With a great big ban~
~And a flame from me to you~
~Won't you use the same proxy as I do~.....so you get banned in the cross firing too.
Forum user: Stop trolling!

Forum user#2: Don't feed the troll.

Troll: I troll you {Rest of the song is posted}
by Vertigo111 January 30, 2010
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Epic Fail Troll

Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!
camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll
by jibbyjabby June 16, 2008
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Siberian Cave Troll

The crustacean which lives and breeds within the cavernous regions of a Russian woman's vagina. Scientifically named Sibernus Cavernous Trolololololus
I was going down on Olga when all of the sudden her Siberian Cave Troll grabbed my tongue and drug me in neck deep into her pussy.
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Yahoo Answers Troll

A Yahoo Answers Troll is a troll that lurks on Yahoo Answers and does all kinds of things. They always break the Yahoo Answers Community Guidelines. It is highly recommended that you report any kind of troll. Most, if not all, trolls will use the 'Anonymous' feature so that they wont get blocked and/or reported. Well you can report their answers and questions but what I mean by 'report' is reporting their account to Yahoo Answers Team. The anonymous feature is there so that legit users can use it if they are not ok with showing their name when asking a question or answering one. But unfortunately, the trolls abuse that feature. Any troll that uses the anonymous feature will forever be a coward. You will find trolls mostly on the Polls & Surveys section. But you could find trolls in other sections as well. There are different types of trolls on Yahoo Answers. Here is a list of the different types of trolls:

- Reporter Trolls: are trolls that report legitimate questions and answers just for fun.

- Spam Trolls: are trolls that just spam Yahoo Answers with the same things over and over again.

- Scroll Trolls: are trolls that post ridiculously long answers and you have to keep on scrolling for like a few minutes to see the other answers.

- Funny Trolls: are trolls that say funny things on Yahoo.

- Insult Trolls: are trolls that insult other users of Yahoo.

- Anonymous Trolls: are trolls that go anonymous and may do all kinds of things ranging from reporting to insulting.
Yahoo Answers Troll: I feel powerful behind the screen. No one can touch me hahahaha
by Yahoo Answers FBI February 15, 2015
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