Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

by von groovy August 08, 2024

Salty one

Scottish term for a man of pure saltyness, used to describe people of less desirable qualities.

“Oh whut your a pure salty one”

by Jbroon October 14, 2020

Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .

Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.

by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024

Salty Mexican

Its a mexican that is still salty about lose there land

STOP BEING A SALTY MEXICAN

by steven is gaaaaaaaaay April 26, 2018

Salty Sushi

When you nut inside a girl and eat her out right after.

I finished way too early so I ate some salty Sushi to make sure she was satisfied

by Fatnutzz April 16, 2023

salty chlorine

its what ur jizz tastes like

When i went to stephens the other night i couldve sworn i was swallowing salty chlorine.

by laelala March 08, 2007