Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face

hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

by jigglebit April 16, 2021

Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.

last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.

by jigglebit April 19, 2021

Tobias Thunder Thighs

Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust, fit, athletic, vigorous, rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.

"Whoa look at Tobias Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"Sorry did you say something? I was too busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."

by miminoto April 30, 2021

penta_thunder_rl_

a really trash tiktoker who’s good at rl

bro penta_thunder_rl_ is ass

by xXgayboi69420Xx May 26, 2021

Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”

by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021

Absolute Thunder

A mix of green thunder mio energy water enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*

by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021

Alaskan thunder sleeve

When one defecates into a fleshlight and then proceeds to have intercourse with it.

My girl was being a prude, so I busted out the ol' Alaskan Thunder Sleeve from the closet.

by Theophrastus Bombastus von Pro October 30, 2021