Hood FriendShip Story

A snapchat story where people explain how them and old friends met eachother

Add me to your hood friendship story

by Hsnsban February 24, 2020

the Hood

the neighborhood in a city where your bike will get stolen in less than 5 minutes if left unattended.

-My nigga Tyrone! Where have you been all day?
-Selling weed in the hood my nigga.

by SayingNiggerIsRacist February 27, 2020

Hood geometry

When niggas do smart shit with the materials they have at their disposal.

My mans just did some hood geometry with that apple bong he made.

by Elgatofresco June 10, 2020

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020

Hood

A "Hood" (or "Bonnet" as they call it in the land of bad teeth) is something entirely unnecessary to cover your engine.

Often considered useful for aerodynamics, it actually just causes a lot of lift under the front of a car, and if you're not a pussy you make enough power to overcome the drag anyway.

Dude 1: Dude your hood flew off like 2 hours ago!

Dude 2: So? I'm still Gapping fools.

Officer: I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Dude: Yeah because if I don't have a hood someone is TOTALLY gonna die.

by Chargedm90 July 11, 2020

Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of any ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but on a casual mode,

Typically using low level or otherwise tacky cosmetics or skins.

“look at that hood ass!, his 90”s bad.”

by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020

hood snag

Someone who called someone a hood snake after bidding on a blanket that you wanted but didn’t get because you were too late

Ur a hood snag don’t come near me

by My name and a pap pap August 22, 2020